Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone
primal memory of rooting around in dirt for little chocolate fish
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if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right
maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way
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Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
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